Being a mother.

If I were a mother, would I care?

If I were a mother, I would allow my kids to do anything they like, as long as it isn't illegal. I would allow my kids to go steady. I would allow them to lose their v* as long as they don't get p* (sensitive topic, hope my blog won't get rated.). I would allow my kids to look and be punk. I would allow them to have any piercings as long as it's safe and nice. I would allow my kids to smoke as long as their old enough to. I would allow my kids to go out as and when they like, as long as they inform me all the time. I would allow them to go out till late, and if I have to give them curfews, it would be somewhere near 1-2am. If I have to ground them, I would only ground them for a short period of time. If they mix around with bad companies, I would not mind very much, as long as they're not doing anything illegal such as taking drugs and stuffs. I would do everything I can to not embarrass them. I will think of ways to discipline them and beating them is not a solution. I want them to live life good as life is short. I mostly want them to love me as their mother, and remember me when I finally die one day.
I will be a kickass mother, you'll see.

But will my mother be like this?


F*ck my lisp man! I already have a little bit of lisp before, but now it's worse because of you know what. Bear with it, cuiying. Goddamnit.